32.Eyeball In My Martini
Went out to eat the other night
Picked up my girl at eight
In my soup I found a fly
Beyond my plate
Was an eyeball in my Martini
An eyeball with a twist
A worm in my Martini too
I said, 'There's somethin' wrong with this'
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air
Went to the 'musement park
To ride the Tunnel of Love
But when I went to hold her hand
There was an eyeball in her glove
We went to Lovers Lane
Scan for U.F.O.s
Just imagine what I saw
When I pulled down her pantyhose
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air
I took my baby home
For a juicy goodnight kiss
But there was an eyeball starin' at me
Between her parted lips
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Eyeballs everywhere
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs
Floating through the air
I went to the institute
And asked the doctor there
In the department of eyeballs
'What's this burden that I bear?'
He said, 'You ain't crazy'
He said, 'You ain't insane'
'It's just you got an eyeball
In the center of your brain'
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